MADELINE AF-FUR-Mations

1. I am bendy. I have movement.
2. The humans love me when they see me.
3. Following closely brings great rewards.
4. I'm a follower. I'm a winner.
5. I can spread my food out by dropping it whilst staring at the humans.
6. I turn around in circles, and so I can do that.
7. I can squeeze my stuff out, if I squeeze real hard.
8. If I make the slobber licky sounds, the humans will love me better.
9. I am stinky. I am whole.
10. Despite all my rage, I am still just a Madeline in a cage.
11. My cage is my kennel. My kennel is my armor.
12. When I squeeze my stuff out, I sniff it it real close-like. And this helps me be calm.
13. I cannot see with my physical eyes, so I will look within.
14. I cannot hear with my physical ears, so I will listen to my heart.
15. My heart is overgrown with joy at being a small bendy thing.
16. The skunkies come to me with their fine jeweled wisdom, and I absorb it in aerosol form.
17. My bum maketh noises. What sit tellin' me? "Alive."
18. Though the decomposition of the dead baby pig head be not complete, I am complete.
19. I am a loved, stinky entity.
20. Though my leg is canercous, I can still do the paw-paw.
21. Someday I shall have robot legs, and they will be bendy too.