Come Here Fishes! or The Almost Probable Me or Hello: I Am A Person With Stuff

You know folks, fishing is a little bit like fishing. You cast your nets, pull out the crabs and hope that the heathens are not looking. Sometimes, what you catch depends on how you bait the hook. A master baiter always knows exactly what to bait the hook with, and for how long so the hook does not get chafed and itchy. If all you use is an artificial lure, well then that is the kind of energy you send out in to the murky, unfathomable depths of the universal mind. And that is what you get back. But if you send out warm, loving hashbrowns, it is hashbrowns you shall receive.